My son, Kelvin was born 1/16/2009 at 09:14PST, measuring 7.5lbs and 20.5 inches. Some people may have trouble visualizing the scale of our new bambino, so I've provided this handy guide...
1G iPod Touch, 8GB
XBox 360 Wireless Controller
1G Playstation Portable
80GB 2.5" 5400RPM Serial ATA Hard Disk Drive
WALL-E Blu-Ray Disc
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go analyze some poop for color and consistency...